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Wow, that sure is a fuckload of floating fat people orbiting the globe with possibly stolen merchandise! If you're wondering why their company's name, "CRIMENY.COM" is not listed in any of the quotes listed above, it's because the brilliant web designers over there at CRIMENY INC. shrewdly elected to make every instance of their name a gif image. Not only did they make it a gif image, but they made it a gif image which looks like the product of a diseased Crayola that really loves to alias. Every horrible artistic abomination they attempted to create without the help of performing a Google image search for "free clipart" can be heard screaming in pain even as you close the browser window. If the graphics and layout aren't revolting enough, and trust me, they are, CRIMENY.COM also has some deal about promoting their HIGHLY DYNAMIC AND HIGHLY PROACTIVE AND HIGHLY MADE UP word "cursing," which means (according to them):
"The act of using ones mouse to point and click through a web page, the internet, etc. i.e. Curse your way through our site. 2.The act of using language that would make a sailor blush while participating in definition 1. i.e. @$!!**@!! this %$!@*! web page. 3.What I do while writing these pages!"
Ha ha! That's a hilarious little web design joke for web designers designing web design pages! These guys are such cards! Hopefully one of them is the death card, because honestly, this train wreck of a web commerce site makes me want to take my own life by violently jabbing one of their pointy gifs into my own eye sockets. I mean, for Christ's sake, they even have 404 links on parts of the site. If that just isn't the crowning touch of excellence on a web design site, I don't know what is.
PS: I don't know what is.
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