Donald George Smith; RULER OF THE INTERNET, submitted by Mathieu. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH HELL

I’m Don Smith, owner, operator, and presently the sole employee of Advantage Business Designs.
I originally started this business up in 1996. You could call it my “moonlight business.” I am working full time in management at the Ragged Point Inn and Resort and running Advantage Business Designs in my spare time.
I have all the background, training, experience, contacts, equipment and expertise needed to provide your business with excellent professional design and documentation services and support.

YOU ARE A CRAZZY FAGOT WITH A PEN IN YUOR BRAIN AAAAAGH TURN OFF THE SOUND YUO ASS

I am especially interested in projects that will enhance my portfolio so that if and when Advantage Business Designs becomes a full time pursuit it will already have a healthy start.

AAARGH WAHT TEH HELL SI THIS CRAP

STOP THIS PILE OF CAT TURDS

HELP KILL ME

DO NOT CLICK HERE

I HATE YOU DON SMITH AND HOPE A NASAW SPACE STATIAN FALLS ON YUOR HEAD DO YUO NOT OWN SPEAKARS YUO ASSBARN?!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAGGGH!!!!!

– JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.