Worth1000, submitted by Sweet Taste of Victory. I don't know what is wrong with these guys. Considering Something Awful came out on top the last time, they should have learned their lesson and retreated back to their studio apartments in absolute embarrassment. But I guess some people never learn, and so we will have no choice but to defeat them again and even harder this time. And all the other goofy sites they brought with them, well, they will get beaten to. There is a reason Bob Hope once said, "Something Awful is the funniest site I've ever read" in a reoccurring dream I had that involved a tree made out of Plexiglas and a horizon that that was actually a checkout counter scanner that turned into a dog and bit my right hand. I'm pretty sure you can construe that as Bob Hope declaring us the winner from beyond the grave, which is where he is now seeing as how he's dead. But there is something to this site that's worth checking out, and that's the war that still start tonight. I encourage everybody to stop by and watch Something Awful defeat Worth1000 and every other site. You're going to see a lot of excellent images, so it's not like you stand to lose anything.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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