KINGTREKKIE'S STAR TREK TRIVIA, submitted by LordHop. I'm a big fan of WebTV. I'm not really sure why this fantastic service didn't take off and absolutely skyrocket in popularity because I know one of my personal dreams revolves around using my television to look through "GROW YOUR PENIS TO 500 INCHES IN DIAMETER!!!" spam mail. Unfortunately, the only cretins dumb enough to subscribe to the WebTV service all eventually got fired from Taco Bell and either had to pawn their television sets or attempt to pay their WebTV monthly bills by using food stamps, so this wonderful service is pretty much near extinct these days. Luckily for us the legacy lives on through the hundreds of hosted WebTV user sites dedicated to either typing in all caps, providing links to URLs which don't exist and never existed, and gigantic images large enough to choke a mule. "KINGTREKKIE'S STAR TREK TRIVIA" combines all these fabulous traits and the absolute cutting edge of humor to produce, well, I'm not exactly sure what was produced. I'm guessing it's contagious so please try to stay as far away as possible.

HELLO!!! FELLOW TREKKIES AND TREKKERS WELCOME TO MY STAR TREK TRIVIA WEB PAGE'S I HOPE YOU ALL LOVE!!! STAR TREK TRIVIA THESE ARE MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU THEY HAVE ALL COME FROM MY MEMORY I'VE WORKED HARD TO BRING YOU SOME OF THE BEST STAR TREK TRIVIA YOU'LL SEE AROUND SOME OF MY TRIVIA QUESTIONS MAY SEEM EASY AND OTHERS MAY SEEM HARD I'LL LET YOU! BE THE JUDGE PLEASE HAVE FUN AND ENJOY!!! YOUR STAY AND PLEASE COME BACK AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS ADDING NEW TRIVIA QUESTIONS

HEY WOW, DID YOU KNOW USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS ON THE INTERNET RELEGATES YOU TO THE STATUS OF A "DUMB FUCKER"? HOW'S THAT TRIVIA FOR YOU, KING BARRELHIPS? This website not only has every image related to Star Trek ever created, but it also takes the bold and provocative design move of arranging them vertically and in such a fashion that if you started scrolling now, you would reach the bottom of his website by the year 3762. The future truly is now!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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