Century-Child, submitted by Me or possibly Livestock. Load the site and figure out for yourself why this is an Awful Link of the Day. Make sure your speakers are on at the maximum volume for best results.
PS: She has a guestbook you can sign, but beware as the hairy burn victim Yeti creature MAY SUE YOU FOR DOING SO!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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