Century-Child, submitted by Me or possibly Livestock. Load the site and figure out for yourself why this is an Awful Link of the Day. Make sure your speakers are on at the maximum volume for best results.
PS: She has a guestbook you can sign, but beware as the hairy burn victim Yeti creature MAY SUE YOU FOR DOING SO!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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