Darcphaze, Lady of Death, submitted by Demonyr. Despite the passage of more than two years the Awful Link of the Day from the Criterion Edition update remains intact. While tens of thousands of web sites bad and good have vanished from the Internet, Darcphaze has proven her tenacity by clinging to her little patch of the Internet.
SENTIENT BEINGS, ALL!
You have stumbled upon
a nesting site of virulent undead....
Obviously she's not getting smarter nor hipper. Included among the sooooooooo 2001 goth posturing are a number of adorably un-hip cultural artifacts from those wild boom years of the web. Chief among them are links and pictures to those hideous dancing hamsters, the wonderfully quaint animated "under contruction" GIF, MIDI files, and NeoPets.
Probably the best thing about revisiting this site after all these years is that Darcphaze has gone from an EverQuest nobody to an EverQuest powerhouse and guildmaker!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.