Cats In Space, submitted by qirex. The cats, they are in space!



Science Fiction
By Otis
See, we rule up in the air,
Cats in space.
In our feline starships
Eating tuna floating in the air as there's
No gravity.
Cats in space.
Every world that's been discovered
Felines are everywhere.
Into each new world
Conquering as we go.
Tails held high
In a majestic pose.
Onward we go through the night
Now we truly rule all worlds!

Their madness will never end! They cannot be stopped!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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