Page of Rage, submitted by Mervin. Since I've just spent so long talking about l33t little fuckers who think the world wants to hear what 50 Cent song they just downloaded, let's take a break from all of that and get down to some good old fashioned bigotry. This guy's a real charmer. Observe:
The Kosher Food Tax is the biggest consumer fraud existing in America. Examine every item in your cupboards for either the (U) or (K) labels. These symbols represent the Jew "blessing" and when these small symbols are detected, it means that you have unwittingly paid a tax to a Jew religious group. They will not always be on the front of the package; they may be hidden amid the small print near the label's seam. This cryptic code has to do with a Hebrew "secret," a heist, which illuminates the Jews' power in the United States. The circled "U," sometimes with the word "Parve," stands for Union of Orthodox Jews (UOJCA), the "K" stands for Kosher (KOV K). Both will not be found on the same package. These symbols mean that the product's producer paid the stinkin' Jews a kind of "tax" to have some rabbi fuck "bless" it.
Oh well. At least his spelling doesn't suck.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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