LORD OF, submitted by NeuroticEr. Obese black woman has a serious brain aneurysm and decides that Michael Jackson is some mythological god of music who has the Lord living inside his soul, probably lodged somewhere in his aorta. The webmaster decides to explain all this by using a countless supply of animated gifs, ALL CAPITAL TEXT, numerous webcam photos of herself staring at some distant object which may or may not be the spirit of Christ, and absolutely insane content which wouldn't make any sense no matter how drunk or high or full of the Lord you are. Well, unless you're really full of the Lord; then that changes everything.
ALSO WE HERE AT THE DOCTRINE OF CHRIST HAVE ONE OF THE SHOWS TAPED DOING THE TIME OF THEM STARTING THIS LIE. THE CNN REPORTER WAS SO CRUEL TO MJ'S LIFE TIME EVENTS. YET, THE SHOW WAS ALL ABOUT MURDERING A PERSON THE PUBLIC LOVE TO SHARE A LIE. RED NECK IN OUR SEARCH WILL TAKE U TO THAT SECOND LINK- THE SECOND BOX IT IS APART OF OUR SKIT SHOWING HOW THE PRESS CONSTANTLY PREVENTS MJ FROM MAKING A LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. HE HAS TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY TO MAKE MONEY. AND KNOW THEY HAVE TAKEN HIS PASSPORT.--MJ SUE THESE FOOLS THEY WANT TO KILL U YOUR KIDS AND YOUR FANS. THEY ARE WRONG AND U ARE RIGHT. IF THE PRESS WOULD HAVE NOT LIED IN FEB 2003 THESE PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE LYING ON U RIGHT NOW ABOUT U MOLESTING SOMEONE. MJ DON'T U SEE THIS ALL STARTED WITH THE MEDIA SLANDERING U
JESUS CHRIST WAS KILLED FOR THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER!!! MICHAEL IS NEXT TO JESUS IN PERFORMING. AS JESUS CHRIST WALKED ACROSS WATER FORWARD-- MICHAEL WALKS BACKWARDS IN HIS MOONWALK. THAT TAKES FAITH FOR OUR LORD, HOWEVER, FAITH PLUS HARD WORK FOR MICHAEL. THIS MEANS HE IS IN A SPECIAL SPACE JUST FOR HIM GIVEN BY JESUS CHRIST. SO, HIS RAPPING IS DIFFERENT FROM COMMON RAP BUT IT IS SUPREME GIVING GOOD MESSAGES TO OUR YOUNG. NOW THAT'S WHAT GOSPEL RAP IS ALL ABOUT. AND YES, I BELIEVE HEAVEN LOVES TO WATCH MICHAEL PERFORM.
HELLO I'M FAT AND NUTS, PLEASE READ MY WEBPAGE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON, THANK YOU GOD BLESS YOU MAY JESUS HAVE A PLEASANT PICNIC LUNCH WITH YOU PRAISE THE LARD.
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