A White Goth Experience, submitted by Grandpa's Beard. In our busy efforts to belittle the furries and perverts of the world, we often forget about our good Gothic friends. These people suffer so much, and while it's all by choice, we can't help but worry about them and their emotional well-being. Are they eating okay? Obviously. Are they getting enough sun? Gosh, no. Are they dressed retarded enough? Most definitely!

Our Goth friend for the day is Anthony, who shares with us his "white Goth experience," which is similar to a "black Goth experience" except without scary afros of death. Anthony can be seen here playing a game of deadly peek-a-boo.

Like most people who take themselves too seriously, Anthony is caught up in the middle of some fierce Internet drama that burdens him when he isn't out at Goth pubs or doing some live action role-playing.

It seems that that I have many on-line impersonators, I would like to put the record straight; There is only one gothtec and that is I. If you are given contact information, you believe to be mine that is not on this website, that is not me. If you find a gothtec in a chat room, that is not me, I do not EVER visit chat rooms!!

If you find me running another website, that is not me… I own and run gothtec.com only... I do not run any kind of online journal or diary, everything I want to say or talk about is either on this site or is discussed at pileofrustynailes yahoo egroup or at the Vampirefreaks yahoo egroup…

I have images at Vampirefreaks.com and attitude clothing, if you find my image anywhere else and it doesn’t link directly to this website, then it is being used without my permission…

BE AWARE there are many paedophiles and perverts on the web and they will parade as anyone!!!

To those that are thinking of using my image as their own – I do find out and I am able to find out real identities. Just recently I had one reported to me and gave their name, address and telephone number to their local police…

Let this be a lesson to you petty crooks. Impersonating a Goth or stealing their images is destined to land you in prison. This isn't funny business! The Goth lifestyle is 100% serious, as indicated by this truly beautiful quote featured on the site:

"...being Goth, for me, is seeing beauty, and its coming destruction, at the same time. For me..It's the last dance as the walls are crumbling around you..." -Beatgrrl

I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, unless of course I said, "it's fucking stupid." Yes, I said it better myself.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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