Erotic Enema Stories, submitted by Lowtax. Hello new homepage. I used to think I had the monopoly on embarrassing stories. Like the time I had finally saved up enough Seventeen magazine coupons to get a free poster of Aaron Carter except I accidently mailed them to Lowtax who then proceeded to call me a fag for the next six months. To read this site is to face the realization that the internet is a force 10 shitstorm of crazy. These stories are all quite erotic in a way that isn't very erotic at all. I've invented a new word for this site's intense stimulation of the pleasure centers of my brain; an awesomegasm.
Occasionally my dominant girlfriend uses the enemas in a different fashion. She gives me an enema for some form of misbehavior on my part. When this is the case she uses a unique procedure. She places an absorbent pad sort of like a flat diaper on the bed and ties me down spread eagle.
She fills and enema bag. After she forcefully inserts the nozzle into my rectum she rapidly empties the contents of the bag into my dowels. Sometimes she will raise the bag a little higher to increase the pressure. Often it causes me discomfort and sometimes even cramps.
I for one am glad there's finally a forum for enema enthusiasts to candidly discuss- haha, no I'm just kidding - these people should be put in shock-tested containment cylinders where scientists can safely observe them and attempt to discover what makes them such fine examples of sexual deviancy. I'd use the rest of this paragraph to do a shout out except I'm afraid I'd leave someone out and that would totally kill my happy. Goodnight everyone.
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