The Gay Baby Diaper Hangout, submitted by WAFFLEK12.Before I start about this site let me first state for the record that I am very tolerant of gay people, and even considered turning gay once in college after I smoked a whole eighth of killer weed that made me really confused and hungry for BBQ Better Made chips. Being gay is one thing, but trying to act like a baby and being gay is a whole new ball game. This site is all about grown men wearing diapers and acting like they are naughty babies. I guess it's like a gay/pedo/scat fetish all rolled into one. The pictures on this site are both hilarious and disturbing at the same time. This is what happens if you are raised under power lines or you're born in Canada.RUN SQUIRTLE! RUN FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH!

This is really embarrassing. Don't these guys have jobs and families? You would think they would at least blur their faces out so their secret isn't available to millions of people. Also this is really perverted in the sense that these guys are attracted to men acting like babies, so you gather that they also might like real babies as well. This is a dark and dangerous path these sorrowful souls are treading down. We should just add them to the sex offender list just to be on the safe side.

For those of you that were just eating right now, please place your vomit into the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you.

Don't forget to check out their message board. It's filled with requests for baby boys and fathers alike. I was so smitten with one request that I couldn't help but to respond.

Posted on 09/19/04 at 04:00:07 by luv_to_luv
"I'm 25, looking for that special someone who is understanding and kind, accepting of my toddler side. I'm a shy person at first, but I like to cuddle and play, and am very open-minded. Seeking someone who wants to share life and all of it's experiences, the good and the bad. Mostly the good though Profile: 6'0, 250lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes. Submissive personality."

Posted on 09/23/04 at 00:08:36 by Frolixo
"I am interested in this soul mate offer. I will put you in my crib and feed you string beans and spank you when you are naughty. If you cry during the night when I need my sleep to go to the truck plant the next day I will shake the living daylights out of you until you stop and then burn you with my cigar for pleasure. You will never escape my clutches baby boy. The cage bars are strong and the pit bulls and hurricane barbed wire will ensure your place in my humble home. Your little broken body will be my playground of pain, and I will make you suffer so sweetly before I release your soul with a smothering pillow. Please contact me. (No fatties)"

I sure hope he contacts me! I'm so lonely and I would love to have a baby around the house to use as a beer coaster/dartboard. Love is so fickle.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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