The Way of the Master, submitted by Lowtax. Luckily for you, today's serious update is countered by possibly the funniest ALoD to come our way in at least six months. Who loves fundamentalist Christianity? Still reading? Okay, now, who loves fundamentalist Christianity when it's narrated by an interactive Kirk Cameron? Oooh! Me, me, me!
The world sleeps peacefully in the darkness of ignorance. There is only one Door by which they may escape death. The steel bars of sin prevent their salvation, and at the same time call for the flames of Eternal Justice. What a fearful thing Judgment Day will be!
Be sure to say "No" when he asks if you're a Christian. That's when he gets all sassy on you.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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