The Way of the Master, submitted by Lowtax. Luckily for you, today's serious update is countered by possibly the funniest ALoD to come our way in at least six months. Who loves fundamentalist Christianity? Still reading? Okay, now, who loves fundamentalist Christianity when it's narrated by an interactive Kirk Cameron? Oooh! Me, me, me!
The world sleeps peacefully in the darkness of ignorance. There is only one Door by which they may escape death. The steel bars of sin prevent their salvation, and at the same time call for the flames of Eternal Justice. What a fearful thing Judgment Day will be!
Be sure to say "No" when he asks if you're a Christian. That's when he gets all sassy on you.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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