The Way of the Master, submitted by Lowtax. Luckily for you, today's serious update is countered by possibly the funniest ALoD to come our way in at least six months. Who loves fundamentalist Christianity? Still reading? Okay, now, who loves fundamentalist Christianity when it's narrated by an interactive Kirk Cameron? Oooh! Me, me, me!
The world sleeps peacefully in the darkness of ignorance. There is only one Door by which they may escape death. The steel bars of sin prevent their salvation, and at the same time call for the flames of Eternal Justice. What a fearful thing Judgment Day will be!
Be sure to say "No" when he asks if you're a Christian. That's when he gets all sassy on you.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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