The Way of the Master, submitted by Lowtax. Luckily for you, today's serious update is countered by possibly the funniest ALoD to come our way in at least six months. Who loves fundamentalist Christianity? Still reading? Okay, now, who loves fundamentalist Christianity when it's narrated by an interactive Kirk Cameron? Oooh! Me, me, me!
The world sleeps peacefully in the darkness of ignorance. There is only one Door by which they may escape death. The steel bars of sin prevent their salvation, and at the same time call for the flames of Eternal Justice. What a fearful thing Judgment Day will be!
Be sure to say "No" when he asks if you're a Christian. That's when he gets all sassy on you.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.