Big Sausage Pizza, submitted by Desperate Porn Industry. Since that Big Sausage Pizza DVD is a conceptthat is pretty hard to believe is real, I thought I would introduce you to the porn website that gave brith to it. It should go without saying that the site is not work safe.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Here at BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA, it makes no damn difference what you ordered. Every single delivery comes packed with big sausage. Extra sauce? No problemo! Just give us a try and you'll be eating big sausage tonight! It's the preferred choice of meat lovers everywhere!
The dick-through-the-pizza gimmick does not appear in all of the demo videos and those where it does quickly get rid of the pizza. I would prefer it if they maintained the gimmick throughout the entirety of each scene, but porn only seems willing to go so far with absurdist humor.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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