Big Sausage Pizza, submitted by Desperate Porn Industry. Since that Big Sausage Pizza DVD is a conceptthat is pretty hard to believe is real, I thought I would introduce you to the porn website that gave brith to it. It should go without saying that the site is not work safe.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Here at BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA, it makes no damn difference what you ordered. Every single delivery comes packed with big sausage. Extra sauce? No problemo! Just give us a try and you'll be eating big sausage tonight! It's the preferred choice of meat lovers everywhere!
The dick-through-the-pizza gimmick does not appear in all of the demo videos and those where it does quickly get rid of the pizza. I would prefer it if they maintained the gimmick throughout the entirety of each scene, but porn only seems willing to go so far with absurdist humor.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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