Princess Selina Desire, the KattGoddess of Love, submitted by Angeliquus. I'm as big a comic book nerd as the next guy, but I never understood that juvenile desire amongst some comic connoisseurs to turn escapist fantasy into reality. By that I mean dressing up as comic book characters or emulating comic book characters in real life public settings. Nothing good comes of it in any way, shape, or form. Wanting to be a hero is one thing, but wanting to dress up like Wonder Woman and go out in public is another and thoroughly embarrassing thing. There is no practical real world application for such a desire other than personal degradation. Really, what can you do? Go to conventions and get ogled by people even more desperate and pathetic than you? On Halloween, sure, but that's it. But then I guess attention is attention.
This here site is all about a crazy woman who wanders around comic conventions half naked pretending to be Wonder Woman. When she's not doing that, she's making fantastic artwork depicting herself as a princess and being awfully rough on the eyes with lots of painful colors and outfits.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.