Cock O'lada, submitted by s0meguy.
Der Cocktail aus der Penistube. Mit unserem CockOlada bekommen Parties, heisse Clubbesuche und sinnliche Momente zu Hause erst den richtigen erotischen Kick!
Ooooh heisse Clubbesuche! I almost feel like I should censor that image. I suppose it could be a joke, but I also suppose that it probably isn't.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.