Cock O'lada, submitted by s0meguy.
Der Cocktail aus der Penistube. Mit unserem CockOlada bekommen Parties, heisse Clubbesuche und sinnliche Momente zu Hause erst den richtigen erotischen Kick!
Ooooh heisse Clubbesuche! I almost feel like I should censor that image. I suppose it could be a joke, but I also suppose that it probably isn't.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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