Cock O'lada, submitted by s0meguy.
Der Cocktail aus der Penistube. Mit unserem CockOlada bekommen Parties, heisse Clubbesuche und sinnliche Momente zu Hause erst den richtigen erotischen Kick!
Ooooh heisse Clubbesuche! I almost feel like I should censor that image. I suppose it could be a joke, but I also suppose that it probably isn't.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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