STRANGER THAN FICTION, submitted by Jonas. It's been forever since we've received any hate mail/ASCII cock drawings from King REol so we decided we'd better mention September 11th on the site again. This man is on a quest to expose the shocking truth behind the 9/11 attacks. Is he a superhero or a scientist or both like batman? No, he's an anonymous nut on the internet. Hooray!

It is this lemming effect which enables entire segments of a society to lose their sense of judgment all at the same time. This research paper will likely be wasted on many lemmings. For lemmings, denial is a basic psychological defense mechanism used to not only shield themselves from unpleasant realities, but also to reassure themselves that they will still fit within the acceptable range of opinion held by their peer group. Lemmings are absolutely terrified at the thought of being labeled as an "extremist" or a "conspiracy theorist". At all costs, their beliefs must always be on the "right" side of the issue and conform within the boundaries of their lemming peers.

Rock on, crazypants! Send those human lemmings scurrying for their lemming shelters. My only complaint about this site is that it uses the same old "evil zionist media conspiracy pyramid scheme of doom" crap we've seen in a million other alods. Can't these conspiracy theorists come up with something more creative like a deadly plot conceived by eskimos working in league with the CHUDs?

Due to the fact that well organized efforts are under way to suppress these facts, some of these news links are mysteriously disappearing even as we speak. Fortunately, this information has all been transcribed by many web users and is has therefore been preserved from the censors. These footnote searches will take you directly to the news sites of many well known established media organizations throughout the world as well as opening up doors to a world of knowledge and information that has been concealed from you. With just a little common sense and a few clicks of a mouse, Google and Yahoo now enable anyone with an ounce of curiosity to become a Sherlock Holmes.

I think you just lost most of your credibility with that last sentence, pal.

– Jedidiah (@notoriousamoeba)

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