The Revolution Against Evolution, submitted by Dr. Detroit, OBGYN. If you want to spend some time making yourself less intelligent than this ALoD is the time saver you've been looking for. Having a revolution against evolution is like fighting a partisan war against gravity or mounting a commando raid on calculus. Evolution isn't a vampire you can ward off with a cross and some garlic.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.