The Revolution Against Evolution, submitted by Dr. Detroit, OBGYN. If you want to spend some time making yourself less intelligent than this ALoD is the time saver you've been looking for. Having a revolution against evolution is like fighting a partisan war against gravity or mounting a commando raid on calculus. Evolution isn't a vampire you can ward off with a cross and some garlic.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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