The Revolution Against Evolution, submitted by Dr. Detroit, OBGYN. If you want to spend some time making yourself less intelligent than this ALoD is the time saver you've been looking for. Having a revolution against evolution is like fighting a partisan war against gravity or mounting a commando raid on calculus. Evolution isn't a vampire you can ward off with a cross and some garlic.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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