The Revolution Against Evolution, submitted by Dr. Detroit, OBGYN. If you want to spend some time making yourself less intelligent than this ALoD is the time saver you've been looking for. Having a revolution against evolution is like fighting a partisan war against gravity or mounting a commando raid on calculus. Evolution isn't a vampire you can ward off with a cross and some garlic.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.