Blue Ridge Nebula Airline, submitted by Kruger. Woah nellie! It seems the race to bring commercial travel up into space has reached a fevered pitch, with multi-billion dollar companies fighting each other for those precious space bucks. Well movie over Virgin Airlines, because "Blue Ridge Nebula Airlines" is here and they mean business! Well, assuming "business" means "pushing a pickup truck-sized sauce pan on wheels down the highway at ridiculously safe speeds."
The New Paradigm in Space Flight Transportation
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"Blue ribbon connection," more like Blue Ribbon Pabst. So let me get this straight: if I put 10% down today, these guys can take me into space tomorrow? Hell, I'm writing a check and packing my space-bags right now! I can't wait to board the square, 20-foot wide styrofoam UFO that Commander 6-Pack there is piloting! I hope he'll be wearing his official space pilot tank top. My only concern is that their space shit - I mean space ship - might experience a few issues while reentering the Earth's atmosphere. It's not like I don't trust these guys, but I just get a little nervous when I can see the plywood sticking out of the ship that's supposed to take me into space. It's easy to have faith in a company when they produce scientific evidence such as this:
10% down today gets you a good down payment on a copy of Adobe Photoshop and a new Haynes wife beater undershirt. Act now and we'll let you assemble a good portion of the spacecraft by yourself. Bring your own roofing nails and beer.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
I was able to pull some strings and secure an advance copy of this year’s PAX panel schedule. Enjoy!
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.