America We Stand As One, submitted by zoomzip. Speaking of Great Americans and American Greatness, this site is a real insult to both. Taking the ideas of patriotism and American pride to such an absurd level that only small children and the mentally ill can take them seriously is not the best way to love your country. But at the very least, it's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Be sure to watch the music video and cry patriotic eagle tears.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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