America We Stand As One, submitted by zoomzip. Speaking of Great Americans and American Greatness, this site is a real insult to both. Taking the ideas of patriotism and American pride to such an absurd level that only small children and the mentally ill can take them seriously is not the best way to love your country. But at the very least, it's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Be sure to watch the music video and cry patriotic eagle tears.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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