Super Magical Transformer Patty, submitted by McFist. There are times when I have to review an awful site and I simply do not have the mental capacity to describe what I am seeing. I don't think that it's a result of any stupidity on my part, just that there are some people out there operating on an entirely different wavelength. To sum up this particular awful link, I think it might possibly be a web comic about someone who can turn other people into transvestites.
I suppose the motivation behind this kind of thing is "I was touched inappropriately and now I'm getting back at the world with my gender identity issues," but I'm no psychologist. I think that's the motivation behind Penny Arcade, at least. But for me, a person wishing to maintain some level of respect for my race (human), this kind of thing is just a kick in the face. Not only is it a web comic, the lowest form of human expression, but also it's a web comic about teenagers changing other peoples' genders. I imagine that sort of thing ruins lives, destroys marriages, tears families apart, and so on. Seems like perfect fodder for another low grade web comic!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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