Super Magical Transformer Patty, submitted by McFist. There are times when I have to review an awful site and I simply do not have the mental capacity to describe what I am seeing. I don't think that it's a result of any stupidity on my part, just that there are some people out there operating on an entirely different wavelength. To sum up this particular awful link, I think it might possibly be a web comic about someone who can turn other people into transvestites.
I suppose the motivation behind this kind of thing is "I was touched inappropriately and now I'm getting back at the world with my gender identity issues," but I'm no psychologist. I think that's the motivation behind Penny Arcade, at least. But for me, a person wishing to maintain some level of respect for my race (human), this kind of thing is just a kick in the face. Not only is it a web comic, the lowest form of human expression, but also it's a web comic about teenagers changing other peoples' genders. I imagine that sort of thing ruins lives, destroys marriages, tears families apart, and so on. Seems like perfect fodder for another low grade web comic!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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