Big Bass Bounty Hunter, submitted by G-Force. If you enjoy challenges and thrills great and small, I command you to test your might against this website. With more useless content than most encyclopedias jammed a few single pages, this site will test the very limits of your computer, pushing it to calculate the square root of infinity. Don't even bother going there if you use some girlish browser like Firefox, because it will wet its pants. I'm pretty sure this site is about bass fishing, but it's quite possibly something far more monumental in scope.
It's like somebody was struck by lightning and all but the part of the brain that focuses on bass fishing was erased. And because of the lingering electrical charge of the lightning, the bass fishing sector spread to occupy the entire brain, creating a superhuman bass fisherman with no other skills or thoughts whatsoever. It makes for terrifying philosophical stuff, straight out of Stan Lee's worst nightmares.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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