1-800-Dentist, submitted by Jargon. Most people don't like going to the dentist, and this site shows you why. We are greeted by a flash animation of the founder of 1-800-Dentist, Fred Joyal. It looks friendly and strait forward, just a simple site for finding a dentist, but soon things take a turn for the sinister. After Fred is done speaking, the hamster wheels start churning in his fluoride decayed brain and his deadly eyes follow your cursor around the screen in wanton bloodlust. Fred Joyal will not heed your cries for mercy, for he has no pity for you. Your teeth are an insult to him, and they must be extracted, with or without your cooperation. Fred Joyal will devour your soul.
Maybe I'm just reading too much into this like when I thought Montel Williams was made out of milk chocolate, but I don't have a good feeling about Fred Joyal. Use this website at your own risk, for the Internet has eyes, and nobody is truly safe. Fred Joyal is watching you.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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