Morning Glory, submitted by CountZero. Bad webcomics are a dime a dozen these days. That pretty much says it all. It's pretty hard to pick a sample because there isn't really any one strip that stands head and shoulders above the rest as far as laziness, unoriginality, and paint-by-numbers shock humor goes. To illustrate my point, here's one I chose at random:
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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