The 5th Annual Texas Bigfoot Conference, submitted by Evil Moof. Some people believe in Bigfoot because they have severe mental problems. Some people believe in Bigfoot because they did way too much acid in the 60's. Some people believe in Bigfoot because it's an excuse to go out into the woods and get away from their wives. Still other believe because they are really lonely and like to attend conventions and talk to other lonely people about Bigfoot.

I guess there's nothing wrong with it and they aren't harming anybody. It just kind of makes you sad when you think about. Oh Bigfoot...where art thou?

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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