The 5th Annual Texas Bigfoot Conference, submitted by Evil Moof. Some people believe in Bigfoot because they have severe mental problems. Some people believe in Bigfoot because they did way too much acid in the 60's. Some people believe in Bigfoot because it's an excuse to go out into the woods and get away from their wives. Still other believe because they are really lonely and like to attend conventions and talk to other lonely people about Bigfoot.
I guess there's nothing wrong with it and they aren't harming anybody. It just kind of makes you sad when you think about. Oh Bigfoot...where art thou?
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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