Colonix Internal Cleansing Program, submitted by Albert. The degree-mill certified experts at Dr. Natura's Colonix Institute are deeply concerned about the state of your stool. Pages and pages of graphic testimonial, featuring full color photography of things that were passed through the anuses of Dr. Natura's clientiele, are waiting to be browsed. More alarmingly, this woman's husband apparently only has one bowel:
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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