Colonix Internal Cleansing Program, submitted by Albert. The degree-mill certified experts at Dr. Natura's Colonix Institute are deeply concerned about the state of your stool. Pages and pages of graphic testimonial, featuring full color photography of things that were passed through the anuses of Dr. Natura's clientiele, are waiting to be browsed. More alarmingly, this woman's husband apparently only has one bowel:
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