Colonix Internal Cleansing Program, submitted by Albert. The degree-mill certified experts at Dr. Natura's Colonix Institute are deeply concerned about the state of your stool. Pages and pages of graphic testimonial, featuring full color photography of things that were passed through the anuses of Dr. Natura's clientiele, are waiting to be browsed. More alarmingly, this woman's husband apparently only has one bowel:
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.