ICP = OTP's Journal, submitted by Cassie. In case you were worried that no one was having homoerotic fantasies about Insane Clown Posse and writing about it, worry no more. The Internet's got you covered!
I guess this is where I write a joke about "down with the clown" having a whole new meaning. I won't do that, because I hate clowns and I hate insane clowns even more. Insane clowns having sex is just something I don't want to talk about right now for personal reasons.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.