ICP = OTP's Journal, submitted by Cassie. In case you were worried that no one was having homoerotic fantasies about Insane Clown Posse and writing about it, worry no more. The Internet's got you covered!
I guess this is where I write a joke about "down with the clown" having a whole new meaning. I won't do that, because I hate clowns and I hate insane clowns even more. Insane clowns having sex is just something I don't want to talk about right now for personal reasons.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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