ICP = OTP's Journal, submitted by Cassie. In case you were worried that no one was having homoerotic fantasies about Insane Clown Posse and writing about it, worry no more. The Internet's got you covered!
I guess this is where I write a joke about "down with the clown" having a whole new meaning. I won't do that, because I hate clowns and I hate insane clowns even more. Insane clowns having sex is just something I don't want to talk about right now for personal reasons.
"My Dance of Healing will mend your wounds. It takes two days, though."
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.