ICP = OTP's Journal, submitted by Cassie. In case you were worried that no one was having homoerotic fantasies about Insane Clown Posse and writing about it, worry no more. The Internet's got you covered!
I guess this is where I write a joke about "down with the clown" having a whole new meaning. I won't do that, because I hate clowns and I hate insane clowns even more. Insane clowns having sex is just something I don't want to talk about right now for personal reasons.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.