ICP = OTP's Journal, submitted by Cassie. In case you were worried that no one was having homoerotic fantasies about Insane Clown Posse and writing about it, worry no more. The Internet's got you covered!
I guess this is where I write a joke about "down with the clown" having a whole new meaning. I won't do that, because I hate clowns and I hate insane clowns even more. Insane clowns having sex is just something I don't want to talk about right now for personal reasons.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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