Burping and Belching Beauties!, submitted by Lowtax. Somehow when I wasn't paying attention to the Internet an economy sprung up in which video clips of women wearing bikinis and belching repeatedly are worth roughly a dollar per minute to download. I can't pretend to be surprised but my disappointment is genuine.
Tiffany Burps and Farts! (Full Version)
Watch as hot little Tiffany drinks and burps for you! She plays with her hot naked body rubbing her sweet little pussy and playing with her soft bellybutton! She balances the empty glass on her belly as she breathes in and out! She sucks on her finger and rubs it on her wide open wet pink pussy! Tiffany sticks her finger in her butt and burps every time it goes in! She sits with her ass right on your face farting on you and burping! Tiffany continues burping and farting as she lies on her back! She shows you her soft soles and hot toes then continues burping and farting continuously! She uses her fingers to hold her mouth all the way open letting you come inside as she burps for you!
Length: 19 minutes
I have to give Tiffany credit, not every girl can jam a pinky up her stinky and perfectly synchronize belches. Whoa, whoa, whoa, not that much credit, Tiffany.
People have probably been turned on by this sort of thing since the first caveman saw the first cavewoman eat the first carbonated dinosaur. Worth 20 dollars? Probably not, but you just don't have the right eyes. Through those you'd see the truth about the erotic nature of belching and farting.
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