Duty Heaven Road Succession Person Legend, submitted by Steelhound. In a horrible abuse of power, I'm converting today's Awful Link of the Day into the Awesome Link of the Day and stretching it out to be longer than my actual update. I'm not being sarcastic either, I truly love this disturbing, hilarious, random and fascinating collection of pictures centered around the Nintendo universe. The world would be a better place if psychiatrists tossed out their Rorschach inkblots and instead asked their patients what they saw in the following pictures.
There are several things going on here that are very very wrong, and I don't think I want to focus on any of them long enough to elaborate.
Sorry, the princess is in another gender.
I'll just shut up now, these are better off speaking for themselves.
And last but not least, a frightening example of the non-Nintendo art that awaits if you are strong enough of heart and mind to fully explore the site.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.