Duty Heaven Road Succession Person Legend, submitted by Steelhound. In a horrible abuse of power, I'm converting today's Awful Link of the Day into the Awesome Link of the Day and stretching it out to be longer than my actual update. I'm not being sarcastic either, I truly love this disturbing, hilarious, random and fascinating collection of pictures centered around the Nintendo universe. The world would be a better place if psychiatrists tossed out their Rorschach inkblots and instead asked their patients what they saw in the following pictures.
There are several things going on here that are very very wrong, and I don't think I want to focus on any of them long enough to elaborate.
Sorry, the princess is in another gender.
I'll just shut up now, these are better off speaking for themselves.
And last but not least, a frightening example of the non-Nintendo art that awaits if you are strong enough of heart and mind to fully explore the site.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.