Waffle House, submitted by The House of Waffles. Do you like really bad food available 24/7 and holidays? How about really horrible Waffle House theme music on the juke box? Or do you just want to hang out with a few lethal enforcers pulling an all-nighter? This an more await you within the loving embrace of the Waffle House. Please seat yourself.

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