Blizzcon Photo Gallery, submitted by Laurence. Blizzard has decided to put up a photo gallery of pictures from their big convention. Prominent among inane photos of Blizzard staffers signing autographs and slightly creepy life-sized models of game characters are a bevy of hilarious photos of people dressed up as their "World of Warcraft" characters.
Apparently the Horde stopped its bi-weekly Pilates classes. You would think the undead would have learned by now not to wear all black costumes when eating powdered donuts.
I think I saw one of these things bobbing up and down on the rim of a drink but it didn't have the pink-haired Mom I Would Definitely Not Like to Fuck or the creepy little puppet legs. I bet she smells like astringent and fennel.
If loose lips sink ships then this guy just sent Task Force Mime to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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