Blizzcon Photo Gallery, submitted by Laurence. Blizzard has decided to put up a photo gallery of pictures from their big convention. Prominent among inane photos of Blizzard staffers signing autographs and slightly creepy life-sized models of game characters are a bevy of hilarious photos of people dressed up as their "World of Warcraft" characters.
Apparently the Horde stopped its bi-weekly Pilates classes. You would think the undead would have learned by now not to wear all black costumes when eating powdered donuts.
I think I saw one of these things bobbing up and down on the rim of a drink but it didn't have the pink-haired Mom I Would Definitely Not Like to Fuck or the creepy little puppet legs. I bet she smells like astringent and fennel.
If loose lips sink ships then this guy just sent Task Force Mime to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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