Semen Therapy, submitted by Knightbus. Speaking of "Too Much Information", this site details everything you could possibly want to know about semen and then a whole lot more. It includes several great and informative articles and lots of links with titles like "Book from China explains that ingesting semen 'is at least as rational as buying vitamins' as it is a 'treasure house' of vitamins and minerals". There are also great tips for making your semen taste better, so in no time you should be creating nutritious and delicious recipes out of nature's wonder food that comes from your crotch.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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