HERETHERE INC., submitted by JC. They're HERE... they're THERE... they're EVERYWHERE, yet I have no idea why or what exactly they do.

HERETHERE, INC. NATIONWIDE REFERRAL SERVICE OF PRODUCTS AND SERVICES. WE PROVIDE YOUR NEEDED PRODUCT OR SERVICE HERE, WHEN YOU ARE THERE, OR THERE, IF YOU ARE HERE. ( IF YOU NEED SOMETHING PROVIDED SOMEWHERE ELSE CONTACT US AT HERETHERE. ) WE ARE CURRENTLY COMPLETING OUR LISTINGS OF PRODUCT AND SERVICE PROVIDERS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY. IF YOU PROVIDE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE CONTACT US. WE HAVE A LIMITED AVAILABILITY OF LISTINGS IN YOUR AREA FOR A NOMINAL SETUP FEE. UPGRADE SERVICES AVAILABLE IN ALL PARTS OF THE COUNTRY.

Wherever the hell they are, they've got a jammed Caps Lock key. Perhaps somebody could supply them with a PRODUCT or SERVICE so they may remedy this.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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