The Alt Sex Robots Fetish Fiction, submitted by Tony. I figured this would complement the "robots that will eventually kill us" theme I have going today. This could also fall under the "webpages that will eventually kill us theme" I've got going too. Features women having sex... with Data from "Star Trek: TNG."
Data opened her dress, exposing her white, round breasts and gently caressing them. He knew that most women were aroused by this caress, though he had no similar feelings when anybody touched his chest. It was pleasurable, but obviously there was a difference. He loved the sensation of the soft, yielding flesh in his hands and squeezed them lightly, while he realized that the woman's blood pressure and pulse rate were rising, as well as her breathing. The android sighed when he was aware that he still could not let go and terminated the monitoring process. He wanted to feel, not to analyze her like an object of scientific interest.
...and now the robots take the place of male hookers. IS NOTHING SACRED?!?
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