The Clinical Practice Discussion, submitted by . Although it's been posted as an ALOD before, the Clinical Practice Discussion Forum never stops giving back nonstop entertainment. It's a forum full of people who are doped up on various mood-altering drugs, causing them to post some of the most weirdest, bizarre messages ever. Here's a quick sample for you to enjoy or do whatever the hell you normally do with quick samples:

Subject: PAXIL - ANYONE WITH A FUNNY TASTE OF METAL OR SALT IN THEIR MOUTH ?????????**************************???????????????????????? - Hi 8-) i've been on the medication since 21 days (10mg/day). with my doctor's permission i'm weaning off. i'll go down to 5mg/day for the next 15 days. since a few days i have this funny taste in my mouth....like salty...or metal kind of thing...it feels like i've just been through eating a hug bag of chips. can this be a side effect of paxil?

ambien its making me crazy !!! help - ambien is great i think once i finally get to sleep but it makes me very drunk acting and fucked up acting and i have memory loss short and long term loss which is realy scary i need help i love ambien but i hate it I just feel so weird when im on and its so amusing how im acting so then i dont wanna go to sleep im writing this now after i just took some ambien and i feel very confused and im having hallucinations and i already forgetting what im writing help me please

Subject: NIGHT SWEATS - M/46 HAVE HAD NIGHT SWEATS OFF & ON LAST 3-4 MONTHS. AWAKEN 2-4 TIMES ON NIGHTS WHEN PRESENT. ENTIRE BODY INVOLVED EXCLUDING HEAD. 20MG PAXIL/DAY. OCCURS MOSTLY ON NIGHTS WHEN I'VE HAD NO BEER. THOT MAYBE DETOX? IT IS STRANGE.

Stange occurances at night. - I woke up the other night with my boyfriends hands around my throat. He was looking at me, but he was not awake. He was even talking to me. He is the most NON voilent person I know!

I'm never going to take any medication other than aspirin again.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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