flux=rad's page of Cool STUfF, submitted by . And you thought Taco's page made little sense. A self-professed "worldclass funny man" makes hundreds of four-panel comics about stick figures that don't do anything. He also collects chat logs of him going on Instant Messenger and not doing anything. To add icing to the cake, he proudly sports transcripts of forums that he visits and fails to do anything.
There's enough material here to reduce you to suicide in mere minutes. A truly noble achievement!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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