American E-x-treme Wrestling, submitted by TnT. Since we haven't profiled a backyard wrestling site in quite some time, I feel it necessary to return to our roots with the "AEW Homepage", a site dedicated to grotesque, shirtless southern rednecks molesting each other in the name of "wrestling." The site features thousands of comically misspelled words ("0riganal Country Boy", "AEW NEWS AND RUMMERS"), random PHRASES IN ALL CAPS, and some of the best filler text / images in history. I mean, how could you NOT like a site which has this phrase repeated all over it?
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I'm not sure what that has to do with wrestling, but I assume that's because I'm fairly dumb and don't really understand the appeal behind white men groping each other.
This site is Hard-Core and Painfull !!! In This site you will see Painfull Face busters through wood, Guitar shots, Chair shots, Stop Signs that don't STOP, MASKED MEN GREAT MOVES, Cruiserweights, CHAMPIONS WITH THE GOLD, Psychodic FINNISHERS, SUICIDAL TOP ROPE ACTION, E-X-TREME BACKYARD BRAWLS, AMERICAN HEROES, AND GAMES THAT NEVER END..........
SHANN DA' MAN HAS A CONTRACT SIGNED BY THE COMMISSIONER hArD-cOrE "I"CON AND HE HAS ALREADY PUT MIKE OUT OF WRESTLING BY PUTING HIM THREW A SOLID CORE DOOR FACE FIRST WITH AN X-FACTOR. BUT COULD MIKE BE BACK NO ONE KNOWS, BUT IF HE DOES COME BACK HE WILL HAVE TO WEAR A LEATHER MASK, BECAUSE SHANN DA' MAN SAID THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY HE CAME BACK, AND HE WILL NEED IT TO PROTECT HIS FACE.
Make sure to view the AEW Champion Photo Page, which shows four really skinny southern kids in stupid poses.
PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, where you can undoubtedly write a love letter to your favorite AEW clown, whomever the hell that might be.
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Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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