Spaar Graphics, submitted by .Make your Trailer Parks sweetie drown in an ocean of her own killer bubbles! Only $30!You can find poorly done digital art anywhere, but you'll be hard pressed to find a talent-deprived yet eager soul who'll custom-design digital art that's as unappealing to the eye as it is to the soul. Actually, that's all bull: Spaar Graphics is at your service!
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You sure will, and it's all crap! Best of all, this nearly illiterate fool who can only draw bubbles and dragons has the audacity to CHARGE MONEY for his "work." Check out his sample pages and be astounded by the amateurishness. Maybe this stuff was impressive in the early 60's, since drugged-up hippies can stare at tie-dyed shirts for hours and still be incredibly entertained, but this kind of garbage just doesn't cut it in the modern era. Also note his professional price listing:
CUSTOM AND PERSONALIZED DESKTOPS-$30.00
WEB SITES-$30.00 PER PAGE
PHOTO REFINISHING-MINUM $30.00
WOW! Everything's just $30.00! You want to know why? BECAUSE HE JUST USES THE SAME DAMN GRAPHIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN! How efficient! How brain-numbingly ugly! Go jump off the planet!
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