wicked stellar, submitted by . What do you get when you cross an underage raver girl with the sin-dying power of Jesus Christ? No, this isn't a joke, it's a nightmare:

02.20.01: hey hey hey...welps, i didn't do much today cept i added a new page w/about 6 songs by my babe john : ) *xtina

01.26.01: heylo! i havent really added much cept i put a diff pic on the front page n added some more i took w/deb n jon n chris at the mall today! i wish i coulda gotten one of yur handicap limp jon! lol. eenie who, i fixed up some other probs so thas good i guess. hehe bye now! *xtina*

1-3-01: hey hey hey! welps, in between werkin on my horrid horrid bio study guide, i added a pic to people i luv that i jus got yesterday *wowers!* so go check that out...n *yes* i updated my clique code jadee! hope it werks! hehe. agh only a few more days off left! waahhh. n im spending me time HERE? what a waste...o well tho : ) bye bye now!

Wowers indeed. Particularly enchanting is the little gizmo that loads on the opening page. Watch it and stare in horror as the dancing commences. The Christastic rhymes of "my babe John" are also worth a read. He likes to write songs. A lot. When I say "a lot" I mean "this guy has more songs in his catalog than Wesley Willis".

She happens to have a message board if you are interested in sayin' heylo, just make sure to bring your crucifix glowstick.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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