The Grey Archive, submitted by Some Person. Every time I read a horror novel I think to myself, "this book is okay, but it sure would be great if it focused a whole lot more on pointless hardcore sex." Grey Archive swings to the rescue, answering my internal monologue with a flurry of idiotic porn fiction based on gaudy fantasy, science fiction, and horror themes. Naturally there is plenty of fan fiction devoted to video game and anime characters, but I think that has all been covered ad nauseum. What we need more of is flesh-eating sewer blob porn. Hey wait, here's some!

With a shattering crash the plate windows of the former storefront exploded into the street as the creature surged out of the ravaged Russkere Avenue Women's Fitness Center. Here and there leg warmer-clad limbs flailed out of its bloated mass, or a woman's naked head and shoulders twisted and struggled, still exposed. But it was already mindlessly, happily digesting its latest feast as the creature crawled off into the night...

Mmmmmmm, I think I need to change my underwear! That was so incredibly hot I have soiled my Hippo Grrranimals! I will have to match a Kangaroo bottom with a Hippo top! Fashion faux pas! Now if you will excuse me, I am going to get back to enjoying my refrigerated drink box of sweet Hi-C "Ecto Cooler," the only drink that comes in "Ghost Flavor."

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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