Mike is God, submitted by Jeff. I can confidently state that this is the single-handedly the most obnoxious website to ever be created by an entity that did not directly rise up from Hell and massacre millions of people within 12 minutes. Yes, that's correct, it's even worse than User Friendly.
This is BAD, folks. Not even "funny" bad. Just "skullfucking a nun while voting for David Duke and using Gamespy Arcade" bad.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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