Mike is God, submitted by Jeff. I can confidently state that this is the single-handedly the most obnoxious website to ever be created by an entity that did not directly rise up from Hell and massacre millions of people within 12 minutes. Yes, that's correct, it's even worse than User Friendly.
This is BAD, folks. Not even "funny" bad. Just "skullfucking a nun while voting for David Duke and using Gamespy Arcade" bad.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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