Mike is God, submitted by Jeff. I can confidently state that this is the single-handedly the most obnoxious website to ever be created by an entity that did not directly rise up from Hell and massacre millions of people within 12 minutes. Yes, that's correct, it's even worse than User Friendly.
This is BAD, folks. Not even "funny" bad. Just "skullfucking a nun while voting for David Duke and using Gamespy Arcade" bad.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.