Quad Art, submitted by Fragmaster. Crippled menace draws hundreds of thousands of MS Paint pictures featuring triangles and squares engaging in what appears to be digital fellatio. The website is topped off by festive background graphics and MIDI files that have had all their instrument selections chosen via random numbers.

I have drawn 700 pictures , these can be used as computer desktop wallpaper, posters,cards, or skins,icons or anything you like. My purpose is to be independent and pay my own way in life.

HI MY NAME IS E.DARREL HARMON AND I'M THE QUADRIPLEGIC ARTIST,I'M 49 YEARS OLD. I USED TO BE A CARPENTER BUT NOW I'M A MAD VEGETARIAN ARTIST!

Woah there, E. Darrel, you accidentally typed a "m" instead of a "b" on the word "mad." Of course an ALoD wouldn't be complete without thousands of broken links, so naturally this site has them in spades. I'll probably get some people whining and moaning to me that I'm a cruel heartless evil Nazi robot communist pig for featuring a handicapped ALoD, but I have two things going for me here:

1) I don't care,
2) I don't read my email,
3) I hate you.

So feel free to email me and explain why I should make myself non-living because I poked fun of a cripple's site. As handicapped people are keen to point out, they're people just like the rest of us (only their arms or legs have the same functionality as a lump of wet toilet paper), so go jump off the planet if you don't like it. Tomorrow's ALoD: a Swamp Thing erotic fan fiction site run by a one-eyed retarded child with AIDS.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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