Sex, Lies, and Virtuousness, submitted by newt. "Welcome to my page of erotic Ultima fanfiction!" Oooh baby! Yet another reason to hate RPG's!
"It's a shame to let a beautiful woman go around unlaid," said Shamino. He was standing near a shadow unbuttoning his pants and watching Tansforaundress. His eyes were shining.
Finally, she was finished unlacing her gown. After she had pulled thebodice of her gown down to her waist, she laid down on the softest partof the bedding, draped her red cape over the top of her shoulders to wardoff the cold, and hitched up her skirts.
"Dupre, I belive you wanted to see this." She opened her legs to him."I'm ready."
To be honest, I just couldn't bring myself to read very much of these stories, but needless to say a few paragraphs down there's something involving chain mail and anal sex. Thanks, Lord British!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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