Sex, Lies, and Virtuousness, submitted by newt. "Welcome to my page of erotic Ultima fanfiction!" Oooh baby! Yet another reason to hate RPG's!

"It's a shame to let a beautiful woman go around unlaid," said Shamino. He was standing near a shadow unbuttoning his pants and watching Tansforaundress. His eyes were shining.

Finally, she was finished unlacing her gown. After she had pulled thebodice of her gown down to her waist, she laid down on the softest partof the bedding, draped her red cape over the top of her shoulders to wardoff the cold, and hitched up her skirts.

"Dupre, I belive you wanted to see this." She opened her legs to him."I'm ready."

To be honest, I just couldn't bring myself to read very much of these stories, but needless to say a few paragraphs down there's something involving chain mail and anal sex. Thanks, Lord British!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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