The Giggles, submitted by Porkfatty. Four pure white teenagers wear bright colored outfits and sing "catchy" tunes. You know what else is "catchy"? AIDS. The Flash portion of the website is coded entirely in Flash, which I think is just a fantastic idea because I have this irrational hatred of the human race.

Hi! I'm Craig. I have a degree in education and theater. I have a cat named Miss Lisa and two fish named Jonah and George. I love eating chocolate chip cookies and my Mom's fried chicken. In my spare time I like to watch movies and ride rollercoasters.

Hi Craig! I'm scared and I'm not afraid to defend myself with my 40 caliber USP!

PS: Make sure to check out the "music" page which features such brain-smoldering hit tunes as "The Pizza Song" and "Back Pack Monster." Children of America, please grow up to be violent sociopaths!

PPS: They have a guestbook you can sign, containing such gems as "The Giggles will take over children's entertainment with their new and innovative approach!" and "I'm Craig's Mom. I like your website! Lita Mathews."

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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