Welcome to Lisa's Webpage, submitted by Mike. Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
OH DEAR GOD MY SOUL HURTS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaha aha haha ahahahhaahha! I'm sorry, I understand since this is a Geocities site less than seven of you are going to be able to access the page before they shut it down. With this in mind, here is a screenshot of the webpage in animated gif format so you may bear witness to the wonderfully incredible background choice and design:
This screenshot has not be doctored in any way, nor do we hold ourselves responsible if you click on the link and Geocities actually serves up this webpage to you. Proceed at your own risk.
PS: She / it has a guestbook you can sign. I deserve a fucking gold medal for looking at that website long enough to find it. God, the pain I go through for this site.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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