Welcome to Lisa's Webpage, submitted by Mike. Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
OH DEAR GOD MY SOUL HURTS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaha aha haha ahahahhaahha! I'm sorry, I understand since this is a Geocities site less than seven of you are going to be able to access the page before they shut it down. With this in mind, here is a screenshot of the webpage in animated gif format so you may bear witness to the wonderfully incredible background choice and design:
This screenshot has not be doctored in any way, nor do we hold ourselves responsible if you click on the link and Geocities actually serves up this webpage to you. Proceed at your own risk.
PS: She / it has a guestbook you can sign. I deserve a fucking gold medal for looking at that website long enough to find it. God, the pain I go through for this site.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.