Welcome to Lisa's Webpage, submitted by Mike. Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
OH DEAR GOD MY SOUL HURTS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaha aha haha ahahahhaahha! I'm sorry, I understand since this is a Geocities site less than seven of you are going to be able to access the page before they shut it down. With this in mind, here is a screenshot of the webpage in animated gif format so you may bear witness to the wonderfully incredible background choice and design:
This screenshot has not be doctored in any way, nor do we hold ourselves responsible if you click on the link and Geocities actually serves up this webpage to you. Proceed at your own risk.
PS: She / it has a guestbook you can sign. I deserve a fucking gold medal for looking at that website long enough to find it. God, the pain I go through for this site.
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