TIM - The Superstar Sock Monkey With Attitude!!!, submitted by me!. Let's just add this mess to the "things I don't understand or really care to understand" list. Apparently there's some big group of online dorks who entertain themselves by writing about filthy sock monkeys that look like bulbous furry aliens suffering from explosive decompression. I can only assume that they do this because they are, in clinical terms, "stupid."
For the fearless sock enthusiasts, check out Tim's specialized pages below. Hear him sing, see pictures with celeb friends and from his many adventures out on the town, find out who he wants to slap, etc. Also don't miss his unique and always bizarre movie clips.
I'll be the first to admit there's not much material on this page; I primarily picked it for today's link because I find the entire concept itself to be the main awful draw. However, the fact that there are a whole bunch of rabid droolhounds that get off writing idiotic sock monkey fiction more than makes up for it. Oh yeah, and then there's this:
What the fuck?
PS: There is a Tim the Superstar Sock Monkey With Attitude guestbook you can sign, but as always, I strongly recommend against it because the act of signing guestbooks apparently makes most of you become really stupid and write retarded crap that nobody finds amusing in any possible way.
PPS: I don't think the guestbook is working. I may be incorrect, but I think the webmaster of this particular site might just be a little dopey.
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