WELCOME - ARPANET VISITORS - MEMBERS OF THE MILITARY AND NSA! HA, submitted by Cristina. Christ, I'm too exhausted linking awful sites to even begin on this one. I'll just toss up a picture and quote some text and call it a night.
Jeff Harrington has been psychically inducing luminescence in the live cameras of broadcasting TV shows since 1983. Since discovering his capability while working in a Madison Avenue Stereo/Video store in 1982, he has progressively fine-tuned the process so that now he can selectively vary the luminescence in such a way as to promote stammering, blinking and incoherence in the on-camera news person. Jeff Harrington's work is best known to the public as the causative factor behind Dan Rather's unfortunate "What's the Frequency, Kenneth" incident.
Harrington has zapped every presidential debate since 1984. Recent zaps of note include the Bob Dole follow-up to the State of the Union Address where Dole became practically unintelligible and the March 6 ITN news broadcast as part of his UK push to spread information about this spiritual and artistic process.
Remember the time BEFORE you were exposed to this site? Wasn't that a nice time? Don't you wish you could go back?
PS: They have a guestbook you can sign if you're a buffoon or hoodlum or whatnot!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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