Superheroines have suffered numerous cinematic indignities (Supergirl, Elektra, Catwoman), but Batdude's Photomanipulations magnify the humiliation, replacing the characters' already revealing crime-fighting costumes with ineptly slathered coats of pixelated paint. He often scribbles his sloppy outfits over faked celebrity nudes: Batdude's Spiderwoman treatment of an alleged Sarah Michelle Gellar creates mesmerizing concentric circles of unreality. These skintight superimposed unitards feature more taut nipples than Joel Schumacher's homoerotic Batsuit. One picture reveals that pubic hair undergoes a mysterious channel-fuzz effect when covered with simulated Spandex. Batdude's crude creations should excite alien-porn connoisseurs who wish naked female flesh always came in hideous tints, and they should provide inspiration for cosplay cheapskates looking for models for their next-time-I'm-just-drawing-that-costume-on-with-Magic-Markers-and-saving-fifty-bucks schemes.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
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