Behold, the supernaturally stretched and distorted faces of Darkness Falls Paranormal Society!
South Dakota seems like an ideal host for paranormal manifestations, given the dense forests in which 18th century witches could easily cavort, and the obvious creepiness of the "Black Hills." Fortunately for locals, the Darkness Falls Paranormal Society is on the case! As professional investigators, the DFPS members follow strict rules of conduct:
The DFPS gathered visual evidence to document the startling results of its investigations, but its photo page offers only the phrase "Load failed" repeated 13 times, clear evidence of demonic chicanery. (Note the cursed number!) However, the written accounts remain accessible. DFPS divides its cases into the categories "Haunted" and "Debunked"; here's an example of each. If you live in South Dakota, and you're not yourself an evil spirit, join today!
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
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