Behold, the supernaturally stretched and distorted faces of Darkness Falls Paranormal Society!
South Dakota seems like an ideal host for paranormal manifestations, given the dense forests in which 18th century witches could easily cavort, and the obvious creepiness of the "Black Hills." Fortunately for locals, the Darkness Falls Paranormal Society is on the case! As professional investigators, the DFPS members follow strict rules of conduct:
The DFPS gathered visual evidence to document the startling results of its investigations, but its photo page offers only the phrase "Load failed" repeated 13 times, clear evidence of demonic chicanery. (Note the cursed number!) However, the written accounts remain accessible. DFPS divides its cases into the categories "Haunted" and "Debunked"; here's an example of each. If you live in South Dakota, and you're not yourself an evil spirit, join today!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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