NUTS WORLDWIDE (Thanks My Tapir IS Sick) - Warning: Not Safe For Work! Being a trucker is a lonely job, but you can make it less lonely by having sex with skanky women (and men) at truck stops. This site aims to help make that easier by uniting truckers with their beloved sirens, affectionately known as lot lizards, through the futuristic science of webcams and chatrooms. Unfortunately these lizard people aren't anywhere near as hot or puffy as the ones that invaded Earth in the startlingly prophetic television series "V."
As you might have guessed, this site is mostly profiles of dudes and old ladies with cancerous suntans. Oh, and by dudes I mean guys who like posting pictures of their junk on the Internet, because, man, what else do you need to know?
Ariana Grande? No way! Here's a podcast that looks squarely at Ariana Grande and says, ‘No way!’
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.