NUTS WORLDWIDE (Thanks My Tapir IS Sick) - Warning: Not Safe For Work! Being a trucker is a lonely job, but you can make it less lonely by having sex with skanky women (and men) at truck stops. This site aims to help make that easier by uniting truckers with their beloved sirens, affectionately known as lot lizards, through the futuristic science of webcams and chatrooms. Unfortunately these lizard people aren't anywhere near as hot or puffy as the ones that invaded Earth in the startlingly prophetic television series "V."
As you might have guessed, this site is mostly profiles of dudes and old ladies with cancerous suntans. Oh, and by dudes I mean guys who like posting pictures of their junk on the Internet, because, man, what else do you need to know?
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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