NUTS WORLDWIDE (Thanks My Tapir IS Sick) - Warning: Not Safe For Work! Being a trucker is a lonely job, but you can make it less lonely by having sex with skanky women (and men) at truck stops. This site aims to help make that easier by uniting truckers with their beloved sirens, affectionately known as lot lizards, through the futuristic science of webcams and chatrooms. Unfortunately these lizard people aren't anywhere near as hot or puffy as the ones that invaded Earth in the startlingly prophetic television series "V."
As you might have guessed, this site is mostly profiles of dudes and old ladies with cancerous suntans. Oh, and by dudes I mean guys who like posting pictures of their junk on the Internet, because, man, what else do you need to know?
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.