NUTS WORLDWIDE (Thanks My Tapir IS Sick) - Warning: Not Safe For Work! Being a trucker is a lonely job, but you can make it less lonely by having sex with skanky women (and men) at truck stops. This site aims to help make that easier by uniting truckers with their beloved sirens, affectionately known as lot lizards, through the futuristic science of webcams and chatrooms. Unfortunately these lizard people aren't anywhere near as hot or puffy as the ones that invaded Earth in the startlingly prophetic television series "V."
As you might have guessed, this site is mostly profiles of dudes and old ladies with cancerous suntans. Oh, and by dudes I mean guys who like posting pictures of their junk on the Internet, because, man, what else do you need to know?
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.